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BREAKFAST


Emergency birth control pill
(one)
Contents: 1.5 mg levonorgestrel
Desired effect: prevent a pregnancy within 72 hours after unprotected sex 
Estimate cost: 9 euros

SSRI Antidepressant (one pill)
Contents: 5 milligrams escitalopram
Desired effect: reduce anxiety, increase happiness
Estimate cost: 0,19 euros per pill

Cigarette (one, filtered)
Contents: 1-2 milligrams nicotine 
Desired effect: feel relaxed, relieve stress
Estimate cost: 0,4 euros per cigarette

Coffee (30ml of espresso)
Contents: 63 mg of caffeine 
Desired effect: feel more awake, increase energy
Estimate cost: 2 euros

Vitamin C capsule (one)
Contents: 500 milligrams Vitamin C (ascorbic acid), 90 milligrams calcium
Desired effect: improve immunity, treat a cold or a sore throat
Estimate cost: 0,09 euros per capsule 

Methylphenidate (one pill)
Contents: 10 milligrams methylphenidate
Desired effect: treat ADHD or narcolepsy, increase concentration 
Estimate cost: 0,4 euros per pill


LUNCH


Combined contraceptive pill
(one)
Contents: 3 milligrams drospirenone and 0.03 mg ethinyl estradiol
Desired effect: prevent pregnancy on the long-term, treat menstrual irregularity, treat debilitating period pains 
Estimate cost: 0,34 per pill 

Caffeinated soft drink (250ml)
Contents: 80 milligrams of caffeine, 1 gram of taurine and 27 grams of sugar
Desired effect: increase alertness and concentration
Estimate cost: 1,31 euros

Testosterone medication (two capsules)
Contents: 80 mg testosterone undecanoate 
Desired effect: treat testosterone deficiency in cis men, treat breast cancer, enhance muscle-building for athletes, hormone replacement therapy for transgender and non-binary people
Estimate cost: 1.7 euros 

Estrogen medication (one tablet)
Contents: 2 milligrams estradiol valerate
Desired effect: treat estrogen deficiency in cis women, treat prostate cancer, part of birth control medication,  hormone replacement therapy for transgender and non-binary people
Estimate cost: 0,80 euros 


DINNER

Beer (330ml, 5% alcohol)
Contents: 14 milligrams of pure alcohol 
Desired effect: increase relaxation, joy and social disinhibition
Estimate cost: 1,5 euros

Chocolate bar (100g, milk chocolate)
Contents: 58 grams of sugar 
Desired effect: increase relaxation, release of sugar cravings
Estimate cost: 1,4 euros

 

DESSERT


Sleeping pill
(one small pill)
Contents: 6.25 milligrams of zolpidem tartrate are in your stomach. 
Desired effect: treat insomnia, easily fall asleep and rest 
Estimate cost: 0,43 euros per pill 

Sexual enhancement pill (one pill)
Contents: 50 milligrams sildenafil
Desired effect: treat erectile dysfunction, increase sexual apetite and performance
Estimate cost: 0,9 euros per pill 

LIGHT BITES


Painkiller
(one large pill)
Contents: 1000 milligrams of paracetamol
Desired effect: relieve pain for headaches, menstruation cramps, injuries, etc.
Estimate cost: 0,1 euros

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